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“I shat myself one cold winter’s evening, on my way to a nightclub. I mentally prepare myself for the quick actions I have to perform to hit my target, how to properly aim, etc.
My best mate and I were walking down to the club, which is about a mile-and-a-half away from where we lived. except that I realize that my cheek squeezing action is literally what is keeping it inside. I run through it about 4 times in my head and decide to go for it. I sprayed the seat and the wall and left a rudimentary silhouette of the toilet on the wall.
Embarrassing stories are a given part of existence. Now indulge in a bit of schadenfreude as you read the below embarrassing stories from other people’s lives. Swiping, waiting and having your debit card come up declined is one of the most stomach churning moments you’ll ever experience. One second you’re running, the next you look down and you’re further back then anticipated.
Just read these embarrassing stories and live through the cringeworthy pain vicariously. It hit really suddenly so I stopped at one of those kiosks in the walkway and threw up in their trashcan.
We walked a mile and a half, and both ate this breaded hot dog covered in melted cheese monstrosity before heading back home.
Almost back home and my friend is urging me to walk faster because he’s going to shit himself and out of nowhere I start barfing.
It enrages me that I have a 50/50 shot, yet I consistently guess wrong. Seriously, next time it rains, kick your feet up and enjoy the show because at least one person will take a tumble. And neither would the unlucky holder of your spare key. Playing DJ and having your i Pod land on one of many humiliating, guilty pleasure songs that occupy your gigabytes. Talking to yourself on the road and realizing that the people in the car next to you are staring, terrified of and amused by the nutcase next to them.
I’ve done it myself, take a step, slip, suddenly you’re staring at the sky for a moment, then splat — you greet the pavement. Being out and unexpectedly having your flip-flop/sandal break. It always waits until the quiet part of the movie, the silence at the table or any moment of stillness to let its rumbling roar be heard at an opportune time. When someone else’s actions are beyond ridiculous but they don’t have the social awareness to sense that they should be embarrassed, so you have to feel humiliated for them. Going to the wrong classroom and sitting there for a lengthy period of time before realizing that the topics of discussion don’t fit and now you’ll look like a bad-mannered student, exiting class just as it began. Accidentally mentioning something to someone that was never actually told to you, but was discovered via your lurking social networks. (A good save is to make your phone visible and pretend to be utilizing speakerphone.) 15. When you’re on a peaceful jog and the music blaring through your headphones sucks you into your own little world, you completely forget about your surroundings.